So at the party last night I met a dude wearing a fedora. I was really open minded at first, you know? But he was on his second beer and his tongue started to loosen. Everyone he introduced himself to he would either say “I am ————, the wandering troubadour!” and then go on about his artist life or something along the lines of “I am ———-, the master of the friend zone” and I just… I couldn’t believe it. I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE IT.
And my friend told me when I left for a minute and someone took my seat he said “I guess one of us will have to stand when m’lady comes back”
And he kept saying really off misogynistic shit
And he WRITES SONGS ABOUT THE FRIENDZONE and about how video games are better than girls
And got really upset and said he needed to go write some songs when he saw me making out with that dude I ended up taking home!!! No joke!!!! Never met this dude before in my life!!!
Like, I feel like the internet happened to me. Like I feel like people on such a level do not exist outside of jokes on the internet. Oh my god.